Think slaying vamps is tough? Try battling ransomware. This talk flips the script, proving Buffy's not just awesome at slaying demons – she's a cybersecurity guru in disguise. We'll dissect her tactics: threat modeling, rapid response, training and awareness, security tools and techniques, and the crucial power of the Scooby Gang. Forget silver bullets, we're talking firewalls and threat intel. Learn how Buffy's intuition and experience translate to real-world cyber defense, and why even The Chosen One needs a team. Because in cybersecurity, just like in Sunnydale, you're never fighting alone.