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UID:pretalx-scipy-2026-PSQLHP@pretalx.com
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DESCRIPTION:Did you know that waffles were invented in the 14th century? Is
  Acetaminophen gluten free? If you said "yes" to both questions\, you must
  have seen [Damon McDougall's legendary SciPy 2014 lightning talk](https:/
 /www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln4nE_EVDCg&t=3255s). \n\nLet's distill the lore 
 of lightning talks and touch on SciPy culture over the  years and "make su
 re we get all the history" (or a yeast squares sparse low rank approximati
 on of it)\n\nGather 'round\, slithering scientists\, and ye shall hear\na 
 beer-ful of stories\, of yesteryear\n\nThe Spirit of SciPy is the Track\nM
 C Pi (that's me)\, has got your back\n\nBeen coming to the conference sinc
 e 2009\nSharing memories and photos\, which we'll all combine\nsome will b
 e profound\, others asinine\n\nHoney\, do you mead more proof?
DTSTAMP:20260715T022617Z
LOCATION:Memorial Hall
SUMMARY:Pun Intended Consequences - Paul Ivanov
URL:https://pretalx.com/scipy-2026/talk/PSQLHP/
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